Can You Drive This Bus? or You Can’t Sleep Sitting Up

In a depressed state we leaned as far back as we could and watched in horror as a Turkish movie from the 60’s came on. Terrible acting, terrible story, terrible camera work (although it would make a good Mystery Science Theater 3000)…. The lights finally went off as the movie started it’s second half and we all tried to sleep…. Everyone was cramped like nobody’s business, row partners McKane and mom seemed as if they were in a pretzel, Asher had ended up on dad’s lap, Kieran was half on the floor, and my head was rug burned from the coarse chair fabric…. These chairs didn’t even go back as far as the others and the were considerably less comfortable, it made the other ones seem first class, and the Thai bus, seem like what a king would ride.