We are mostly joking, we are not suggesting changing passports or speaking with silly accents but you just might want to carry small maple leaf’s or fern leaf’s as slight deflections.5…. Although your wife might be child size, and tough enough to defend herself, you will want to arm her with a screaming device to alert yourself and anyone within a 100 meters that someone is messing with her…. Buddy System – We suggest pairing children up with the oldest and the youngest as a pair, the second oldest goes with the second youngest etc. until you run out of kids…. This unfortunately knocks the Philippines and much of the middle east off your list and unless you can get that crazy canadian government to start being a little less aggressive with asserting its bad self all over the world, this list may grow before it contracts.