Toilet Paper Redux

My mom, stepdad, sister, and brother-in-law joined us in Utah for the 4th of July for a last few days together. They live in Florida and California respectively and we won’t be passing their way for at least another year…. We knew we might be in for a grilling—remember, we are taking away a significant percentage of their grandchildren and exposing them to unknown diseases, dangers, and ____ for the better part of a year…. Though Todd appreciates a good jungle gym as much as the next guy, he was watching the preschoolers rather than sliding and climbing himself.